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Feb232011

What's Wrong With My Generation? Disney Cartoons, That's What

 

The beautiful wife passed this along to me yesterday. Some funny letter she found online or something. Maybe this is why my parents never let me watch anything other than Adventures in the Bible and Veggie Tales when I was a kid ... 

Dear Parents,

Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out out at night to attend a party.

Sincerely,

It's not our fault. It's how you raised us.

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