FIBA proposed 3-on-3 basketball for the 2016 Olympics in Rio. I and my two younger brothers, Kramer and Logan, are totally trying out. Kramer's the 6-4, 200-pound relentless winner. Logan's the 6-2, 190-pound pure shooter who can also dunk. And I'm the 6-1, 195-pound guy who tries to drive and gets blocked and just tries to get some rebounds and not be a liability. We gonna dominate, though. Or something. And I'm writing about the experience for ESPN The Mag or whoever will still let me write for them by then.
All you other writers got that? I've called it. Although you're welcome to get your own team and take your best shot at us. Don't know why you'd want to do that to yourself, though.
SNEEDS IN 2016!
It's gonna be phenomenal.
I'm way too excited about this.