Love and LaGuardia ... 's Bathrooms: Or, Tony Reali's Harrowing and Adorable Engagement Story

Tony Reali hosts ESPN's show Around The Horn, in which four sportswriters argue with each other in between twenty-three-and-a-half-hour breaks. Reali scores them based on ... I don't know what exactly, but it's a grand ol' time.

Reali is also on Twitter, where he recently shared his engagement story. It is harrowing and it is stressful and I'm not telling you if it ends well or not because that'll ruin the fun. I'd tell you to check his Twitter feed, but that wrecks the suspense because it loads last tweet first, which, obviously, gives you the ending before anything else ... so I've recreated it all for you. Edited a bit because, hey, it's Twitter and Reali was making himself sick reliving it all and, in his words, punted the grammar after the fourth tweet and third vomit. Happy to help the guy out.

I've tentatively titled this little fairy tale "Love and LaGuardia's Bathrooms." 

Engagement!

Tones: 

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